George W. Bush Quotes, Country Quotes, Humor Quotes

The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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