Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge is a way to get people off drugs and alcohol. Teen Challenge is a faith-based program that changes people's hearts.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others' memory.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

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