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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of his circumstances.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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