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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

6 years ago

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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