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  • If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Dad Quotes , Humor Quotes