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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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