George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, People Quotes

This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of the - the precious part, so to speak - I guess all land is precious, but the part that the people uniformly would not want to spoil, will not be despoiled. But there are parts of the monument lands where we can explore without affecting the overall environment.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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