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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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