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Wit is cultured insolence.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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Please don't kill me!

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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