Adam Carolla Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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