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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the "evil empire" may have passed, evil still remains.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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