George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Political Quotes

I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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I read the newspaper.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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