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Our nation must come together to unite.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of his circumstances.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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You might want to comment on that, Honorable.

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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