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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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Repression is the only lasting philosophy. The dark deference of fear and slavery, my friend, will keep the dogs obedient to the whip, as long as this roof shuts out the sky.

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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

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Better give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the dog would not cure the bite

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[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.

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Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

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The usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown.

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A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.

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Like a dog, he hunts in dreams.

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If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.

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Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there is a misunderstanding about a boundary line or a hamper of fish or some other squalid matter, see patriotism rise, and hear him split the universe with is war-whoop. The spirit of patriotism being in its nature jealous and selfish, is just in man's line, it comes natural to him - he can live up to all its requirements to the letter; but the spirit of Christianity is not in its entirety possible to him.

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Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? And the creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the great image of authority-a dog's obeyed in office.

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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.

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Out of this pack-persecution he learned two important things: how to take care of himself in a mass-fight against him; and how, on a single dog, to inflict the greatest amount of damage in the briefest space of time.

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The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!

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The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.

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The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

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The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

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The usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown.

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I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman.

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