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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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You have delighted us long enough.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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