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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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