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- In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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- RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
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- ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
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- Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
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- Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
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- Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered.
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- TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.
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- Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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- REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
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- NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
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- Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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- We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.
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- Strive not for singularity in dress; Fools have the more and men of sense the less. To look original is not worth while, But be in mind a little out of style.
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- Hope is desire and expectation rolled into one.
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- PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
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- MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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- PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."
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- MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.
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- Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
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- REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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