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- PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.
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- DISABUSE, v.t. To present your neighbor with another and better error than the one which he has deemed advantageous to embrace.
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- Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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- TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.
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- AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
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- Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
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- Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
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- HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
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- True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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- Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.
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- Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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- Snow pursued by the wind is not wholly unlike a retreating army. In the open field it ranges itself in ranks and battalions; where it can get a foothold it makes a stand; where it can take cover it does so. You may see whole platoons of snow cowering behind a bit of broken wall.
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- LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate".
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- DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.
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- Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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- Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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- Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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- Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.
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