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The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

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HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

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REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

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Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

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War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

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ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.

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CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.

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Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered.

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Woman absent is woman dead.

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Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

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Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

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moral, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.

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Worms'-Meat, n. The finished product of which we are the raw material. The contents of the Taj Mahal, the Tombeau Napoleon and the Granitarium. Worms'-meat is usually outlasted by the structure that houses it, but "this too must pass away." Probably the silliest work in which a human being can engage is construction of a tomb for himself. The solemn purpose cannot dignify, but only accentuates by contrast the foreknown futility.

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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.

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Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.

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INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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Least said is soon disavowed.

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