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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

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The creator and arbiter of beauty is the heart; to the male rattlesnake the female rattlesnake is the loveliest thing in nature.

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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

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Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

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Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

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NOVEL, n. A short story padded.

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Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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GRAVITATION, n. The tendency of all bodies to approach one another with a strength proportioned to the quantity of matter they contain-the quantity of matter they contain being ascertained by the strength of their tendency to approach one another. This is a lovely and edifying illustration of how science, having made A the proof of B, makes B the proof of A.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

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Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

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MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.

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The bold and discerning writer who, recognizing the truth that language must grow by innovation if it grow at all, makes new words and uses the old in an unfamiliar sense has no following and is tartly reminded that 'it isn't in the dictionary' - although down to the time of the first lexicographer no author ever had used a word that was in the dictionary.

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