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ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.

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Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.

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To Dogmatism the Spirit of Inquiry is the same as the Spirit of Evil.

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To seek a justification for a decision already made.

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TRUCE, n. Friendship.

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DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to reconciliation of two enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if awkwardly performed . . . deplorable consequences sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life.

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When you have made a catalogue of your friend's faults it is only fair to supply him with a duplicate, so that he may know yours.

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DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.

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Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

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Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

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HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in popular use in the West Indies and is preferred by certain old- fashioned sea-captains.

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resolute, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve.

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Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.

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A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

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Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

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actually, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

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