Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Life Quotes, Journey Quotes

Along the road of life are many pleasure resorts, but think not that by tarrying in them you will take more days to the journey. The day of your arrival is already recorded.

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DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

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There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.

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ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

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self-esteem, n. An erroneous appraisal.

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PESSIMISM- philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.

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ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.

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A modern school where football is taught.

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WEATHER, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.

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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

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RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.

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prospect, n. An outlook, usually forbidding. An expectation, usually forbidden.

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Men who expect universal peace through invention of destructive weapons of war are no wiser than one who, noting the improvement of agricultural implements, should prophesy an end to the tilling of the soil.

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A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.

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For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

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Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

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