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Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

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Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

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Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

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PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

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renown, n. A degree of distinction between notoriety and fame - a little more supportable than the one and a little more intolerable than the other. Sometimes it is conferred by an unfriendly and inconsiderate hand.

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To seek a justification for a decision already made.

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Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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POSITIVISM- A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer.

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INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

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HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.

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An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

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Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.

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Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

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Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

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Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.

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Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

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INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

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