Ambrose Bierce Quotes, Wish Quotes, Desire Quotes

aim, n. The task we set our wishes to.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Wish Quotes , Desire Quotes

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Belief Quotes , Opinion Quotes

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Men Quotes , Self Quotes

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Art Quotes , Weather Quotes

Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Speech Quotes , Way Quotes

PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Race Quotes , Wife Quotes

When in Rome, do as Rome does.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Rome Quotes , Cities Quotes

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Success Quotes , Congratulations Quotes

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Law Quotes , Action Quotes

A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Character Quotes , Italian Quotes

A single swallow, it is said, devours ten millions of insects every year. The supplying of these insects I take to be a signal instance of the Creator's bounty in providing for the lives of His creatures.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , God Quotes , Years Quotes

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Love Quotes , Women Quotes

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Leadership Quotes , Philosophy Quotes

RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Character Quotes , Dignity Quotes

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Teenage Quotes

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Cheating Quotes , Understanding Quotes

PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Unexpected Quotes , Persons Quotes

REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Dream Quotes , Sleep Quotes

RESPIRATOR, n. An apparatus fitted over the nose and mouth of an inhabitant of London, whereby to filter the visible universe in its passage to the lungs.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Filters Quotes , Noses Quotes

The most offensive egotist is he that fears to say "I" and "me." "It will probably rain" - that is dogmatic. "I think it will rain" - that is natural and modest. Montaigne is the most delightful of essayists because so great is his humility that he does not think it important that we see not Montaigne. He so forgets himself that he employs no artifice to make us forget him.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Rain Quotes , Humility Quotes