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The French complain of everything, and always.

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The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.

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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.

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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

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I don't even know what street Canada is on.

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History is written by the victors.

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The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been cut short in his youth (at about sixty) by over-drinking his constitution, and over-doing an attempt to set it right again by swilling Bath water.

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.

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A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.

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He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

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