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I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey Mystery with less than your usual - that's to say, you handled it fairly well.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

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I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments.

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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.

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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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It is our American habit if we find the foundations of our educational structure unsatisfactory to add another story or wing.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

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