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Humorous Quotes 192
- The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
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- Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.
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- Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.
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- "She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."
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- When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
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- I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.
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- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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- He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could not recall any biblical injunction that the man should remain ever the doctor and the woman the nurse, and yet he felt as if a blasphemy had been committed.
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- When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
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- I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.
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- Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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- I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
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- But it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in the most humorous sadness.
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- "Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."
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- I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
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- Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
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- One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
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- It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
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- There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.
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- "It's an old habit of mine, Wal'r," said the Captain, "any time these fifty year. When you see Ned Cuttle bite his nails, Wal'r, then you may know that Ned Cuttle's aground."
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