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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

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Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

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Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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Always obey your parents - when they are present.

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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!

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