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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover that they are the same GOD. There is always one uttermost God who defies personification. This makes Hinduism the most tolerant religion in the world, because its one transcendent God includes all possible gods. In fact Hinduism is so elastic and so subtle that the most profound Methodist, and crudest idolater, are equally at home with it.

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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.

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There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.

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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

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Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

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When men die of disease they are said to die from natural causes. When they recover (and mostly they do) the doctor gets the credit of curing them.

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Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.

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Youth, what a pity to waste it on the young.

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

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The harder I work the more I live.

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Civilized society is one huge bourgeoisie: no nobleman dares now shock his greengrocer.

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If all you are going to do in life are the things that are convenient and comfortable, the great things never get done.

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Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

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