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What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

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You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly.

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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

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Sexually,Woman is Nature's contrivance for perpetuating its highest achievement.

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The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

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An author who gives a manager or publisher any rights in his work except those immediately and specifically required for its publication or performance is for business purposes an imbecile.

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The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

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A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

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Female murderers get sheaves of offers of marriage.

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You are all alike, you respectable people. You can't tell me the bursting strain of a ten-inch gun, which is a very simple matter;but you all think you can tell me the bursting strain of a man under temptation. You daren't handle high explosives; but you're all ready to handle honesty and truth and justice and the whole duty of man, and kill one another at that game. What a country! What a world!

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I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

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Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.

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Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice

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What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

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Rebecca [West] can handle a pen as brilliantly as ever I could and much more savagely.

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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

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I want to be all used up when I die.

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There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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