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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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Your heart and your mouth wil be in two separate parts of your body if you again forget in whose presence you stand.

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If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

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Man is unique in that he has plans, purpose and goals which require the need for criteria of choice. The need for ethical value is within man whose future may largely be determined by the choice he make

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Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

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Where equality is undisputed, so also is subordination.

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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.

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Ireland, sir, for good or evil, is like no other place under heaven, and no man can touch its sod or breathe its air without becoming better or worse.

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If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat

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Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior.

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Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

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Give me the artist who breathes it like a native, and goes about his work in it as quietly as a common man goes about his ordinary business. Mozart did so; and that is why I like him. Even if I did not, I should pretend to; for a taste in his music is a mark of caste among musicians, and should be worn, like a tall hat, by the amateur who wishes to pass for a true Brahmin.

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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

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The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

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Nobody supposes that doctors are less virtuous than judges; but a judge whose salary and reputation depended on whether the verdict was for plaintiff or defendant, prosecutor or prisoner, would be as little trusted as a general in the pay of the enemy.

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War does not decide who is right but who is left.

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Trade unionism is not socialism. It is the capitalism of the proletariat.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

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