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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

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Worst of all, there is no sign of any relaxation of antisemitism. Logically it has nothing to do with Fascism. But the human raceis imitative rather than logical; and as Fascism spreads antisemitism spreads.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

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Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.

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When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

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I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.

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Start with the belief that your life can indeed be changed, and that you have the power to change it.

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As to spelling the very frequent word though with six letters instead of two, it is impossible to discuss it, as it is outside the range of common sanity. In comparison such a monstrosity as phlegm for flem is merely disgusting.

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If associations to control burglary and murder were tolerated we should take it for granted that the members should all be burglers and murderers.

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Whisky is liquid sunshine.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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Hell is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

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Marx's Kapital is not a treatise on socialism; it is a gerrymand against the bourgeoisie. It was supposed to be written for the working class, but the working man respects the bourgeoisie and wants to be a bourgeoisie. Marx never got a hold of him for a moment. It was the revolting sons of the bourgeoisie itself, like myself, that painted the flag red. The middle and upper classes are the revolutionary element in society. The proletariat is the conservative element.

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Dogmatic toleration is nonsense: I would no more tolerate the teaching of Calvinism to children if I had power to persecute it than the British Raj tolerated suttee in India. Every civilized authority must draw a line between the tolerable and the intolerable.

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Women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been forced to dare: the heroism of a woman is to nurse and protect life, and of a man to destroy it and court death.

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

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