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We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.

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No Englishman is ever fairly beaten

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But a mother is like a broomstick or like the sun in the heavens, it does not matter which as far as one's knowledge of her is concerned: the broomstick is there and the sun is there; and whether the child is beaten by it or warmed and enlightened by it, it accepts it as a fact in nature, and does not conceive it as having had youth, passions, and weaknesses, or as still growing, yearning, suffering, and learning.

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A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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The utmost I can bear for myself in my best days is that I was one of the hundred best playwrights in the world, which is hardly a supreme distinction.

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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.

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Nowadays a parlor maid as ignorant as Queen Victoria was when she came to the throne would be classed as mentally defective.

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It is one of the mysterious ways of Allah to make women troublesome when he makes them beautiful.

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I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

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Religion is a good invention in times of stress.

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A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

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The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.

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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

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We must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time; or we shall stick in the mud.

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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.

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Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

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The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

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