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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.

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I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

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And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.

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The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration.

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The danger of crippling thought, the danger of obstructing the formation of the public mind by specially suppressing ... representations is far greater than any real danger that there is from such representations.

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Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.

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We must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time; or we shall stick in the mud.

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I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

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I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

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Would the world ever have been made if its maker had been afraid of making trouble?Making life means making trouble. There’s only one way of escaping trouble; and that’s killing things.

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When a heretic wishes to avoid martyrdom he speaks of "Orthodoxy, True and False" and demonstrates that the True is his heresy.

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People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone can be of another person.

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A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.

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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

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The statesman cannot govern without stability of belief, true or false.

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Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

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Fine art is the only teacher except torture.

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