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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

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Fashions are induced epidemics.

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Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

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I ... must continue to strive for more knowledge and more power, though the new knowledge always contradicts the old and the new power is the destruction of the fools who misuse it.

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What is any respectable girl brought up to do but to catch some rich man's fancy and get the benefit of his money by marrying him?--as if a marriage ceremony could make any difference in the right or wrong of the thing!

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The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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Our way of getting an army able to fight the German army is to declare war on Germany just as if we had such an army, and then trust to the appalling resultant peril and disaster to drive us into wholesale enlistment.

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The reasonable man will adjust to the demands of his environment. The unreasonable man expects his environment to adjust to his own needs. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.

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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

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Faith in reason as a prime motor is no longer the criterion of the sound mind, any more than faith in the Bible is the criterion of righteous intention.

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When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

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You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murderers as well as heroes.

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You do not settle whether an argument is justified by merely showing that it is of some use. The distinction is not between useful and useless experiments but between barbarous and civilized behaviour. Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.

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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.

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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

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There is not one single established religion that an intelligent, educated man can believe.

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