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The 100% American is 99% idiot.

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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

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You can be a thorough-going Neo-Darwinian without imagination, metaphysics, poetry, conscience, or decency. For 'Natural Selection' has no moral significance: it deals with that part of evolution which has no purpose, no intelligence, and might more appropriately be called accidental selection, or better still, Unnatural Selection, since nothing is more unnatural than an accident. If it could be proved that the whole universe had been produced by such Selection, only fools and rascals could bear to live.

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Don't think you can frighten me by telling me that I am alone. France is alone. God is alone. And the loneliness of God is His strength.

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I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.

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With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his. . . . It would positively be a relief to me to dig him up and throw stones at him.

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Never resist temptation: prove all things: hold fast that which is good.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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Youth is just wasted on young people.

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Happiness and Beauty are by-products.

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Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

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Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your [copy]rights.

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When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

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Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.

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