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This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

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He who bears the brand of Cain shall rule the earth.

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When it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.

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Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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Consciousness of a fact is not knowing it: if it were, the fish would know more of the sea than the geographers and the naturalists.

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You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?

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When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

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I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.

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Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon on the Mount.

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The notion that Nature does not proceed by jumps is only one of the budget of plausible lies that we call classical education. Nature always proceeds by jumps. She may spend twenty thousand years making up her mind to jump; but when she makes it up at last, the jump is big enough to take us into a new age.

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Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth

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I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.

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The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

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The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

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