Adam Carolla Quotes, Butterfly Quotes, Beer Quotes

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.

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Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Beer Quotes , World Quotes

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

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Tags : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Hate Quotes , Beer Quotes

I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, "Men can't brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women's work."

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Tags : Alan D. Eames Quotes , Laughter Quotes , Beer Quotes

After tea, we discussed a variety of topics before the fire; and Mrs. Micawber was good enough to sing us (in a small, thin, flat voice, which I remembered to have considered, when I first knew her, the very table-beer of acoustics) the favourite ballads of "The Dashing White Sergeant", and "Little Tafflin".

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Character Quotes , Beer Quotes

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

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Wine is like beer except different.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Wine Quotes , Beer Quotes

How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Beer Quotes , Insulting Quotes

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

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Tags : Al Purdy Quotes , Beer Quotes , Drunk Quotes

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

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Tags : A. E. Housman Quotes , Beer Quotes , Sky Quotes

Payday came and with it beer

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Tags : Rudyard Kipling Quotes , Drinking Quotes , Beer Quotes

Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble twin brothers Bungiveagh and Bungardilaun brew ever in their divine alevats, cunning as the sons of deathless Leda. For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day from their toil, those cunning brothers, lords of the vat.

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Tags : James Joyce Quotes , Brother Quotes , Beer Quotes

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

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An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Philosophical Quotes , Beer Quotes

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Beer Quotes , Victory Quotes

Would I were in an alehouse in London.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Beer Quotes

No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Book Quotes , Beer Quotes

I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.

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Tags : Ace Frehley , Heart Quotes , Beer Quotes