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Beer Quotes 75
- I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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- Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.
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- Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
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- Payday came and with it beer
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- Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.
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- In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.
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- Wine is like beer except different.
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- An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
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- I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.
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- I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.
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- Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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- Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality
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- No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.
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- Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.
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- They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward.
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- Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
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- What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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- On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
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- No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
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- If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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