Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes, Summer Quotes, Beer Quotes

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

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We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

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After tea, we discussed a variety of topics before the fire; and Mrs. Micawber was good enough to sing us (in a small, thin, flat voice, which I remembered to have considered, when I first knew her, the very table-beer of acoustics) the favourite ballads of "The Dashing White Sergeant", and "Little Tafflin".

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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

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Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn't have been worth remembering.

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

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For all we know that English people are/ Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer/ Because 'tis liquor only, and being far/ From this my subject, has no business here;/ We know too, they are very fond of war,/ A pleasure - like all pleasures - rather dear;/ So were the Cretans - from which I infer/ That beef and battle both were owing her

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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

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I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.

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You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.

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Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer.

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How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.

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Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.

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Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

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Wine is like beer except different.

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I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, "Men can't brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women's work."

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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