Mark Twain Quotes, Drinking Quotes, Beer Quotes

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.

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I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

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I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.

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But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray.

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What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.

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Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

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I suspect states are going to realize there's money to be made, and they'll start to change laws so people can distil to sell. It happened with wine, it happened with beer.

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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

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They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward.

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For all we know that English people are/ Fed upon beef - I won't say much of beer/ Because 'tis liquor only, and being far/ From this my subject, has no business here;/ We know too, they are very fond of war,/ A pleasure - like all pleasures - rather dear;/ So were the Cretans - from which I infer/ That beef and battle both were owing her

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Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

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Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.

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In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

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Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

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Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.

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Wine is like beer except different.

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Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.

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