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CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

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Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.

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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

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His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by oiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.

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I can reason down or deny everything, except this perpetual Belly: feed he must and will, and I cannot make him respectable.

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The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse.

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PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

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Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

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A pasty costly-made, Where quail and pigeon, lark and leveret lay, Like fossils of the rock, with golden yolks Imbedded and injellied.

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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

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Although I have been prevented by outward circumstances from observing a strictly vegetarian diet, I have long been an adherent to the cause in principle. Besides agreeing with the aims of vegetarianism for aesthetic and moral reasons, it is my view that a vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.

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I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

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