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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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Acorns were good until bread was found.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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Eat at your own as you would the table of a king.

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Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

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Hunger is the best sauce.

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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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Give them great meals of beef and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves and fight like devils.

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The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse.

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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature .

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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

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Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy.

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New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

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We are always giving foreign names to very native things. If there is a thing that reeks of the glorious tradition of the old English tavern, it is toasted cheese. But for some wild reason we call it Welsh rarebit. I believe that what we call Irish stew might more properly be called English stew, and that it is not particularly familiar in Ireland.

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