Winston Churchill Quotes, Husband Quotes, Wife Quotes

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

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The good Watson had at that time deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action I can recall in our association. I was alone.

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"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

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God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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Never paint your wife or your mother.

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I wish I had been a better mother and a more compassionate and understanding wife in both of my marriages.

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The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me, and a matter of bewilderment for my wife.

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The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool.

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A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

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Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

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Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

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Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney’s wife found it creepy

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I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died.

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You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate, For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate, Take this of me, Kate of my consolation; Hearing thy mildness praised in every town, Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded, Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs, Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.

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UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

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I wanted to run after him, but remembered that it is ridiculous to run after one's wife's lover in one's socks; and I did not wish to be ridiculous but terrible.

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Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

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