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Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

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Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.

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A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.

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The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

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Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

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MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

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One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.

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We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.

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The wife, where danger or dishonour lurks, Safest and seemliest by her husband stays, Who guards her, or with her the worst endures.

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Walking helps me a lot to feel alive, and I do this every single day, my wife and I. We have long conversations about nature, and we also walk silently, just contemplating.

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The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife.

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He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

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Was his life nothing? Had he nothing to show, no work? He did not count his work, anyone could have done it. What had he known, but the long, marital embrace with his wife. Curious, that this was what his life amounted to! At any rate, it was something, it was eternal. He would say so to anybody, and be proud of it. He lay with his wife in his arms, and she was still his fulfillment, just the same as ever. And that was the be-all and the end-all. Yes, and he was proud of it.

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The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

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A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

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One cat just leads to another." [Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).]

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"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

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It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!

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A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

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Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney’s wife found it creepy

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