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Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

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Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

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UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

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My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.

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Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

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Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

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"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

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A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

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I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

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My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me.

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I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died.

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A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.

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Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

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A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

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Was his life nothing? Had he nothing to show, no work? He did not count his work, anyone could have done it. What had he known, but the long, marital embrace with his wife. Curious, that this was what his life amounted to! At any rate, it was something, it was eternal. He would say so to anybody, and be proud of it. He lay with his wife in his arms, and she was still his fulfillment, just the same as ever. And that was the be-all and the end-all. Yes, and he was proud of it.

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God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return.

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If Husain (as) had fought to quench his worldly desires…then I do not understand why his sister, wife, and children accompanied him. It stands to reason therefore, that he sacrificed purely for Islam.

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A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.

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We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.

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There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

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