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My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.

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I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.

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Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

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[On her recently widowed father's much younger wife:] My father has been very busy in conjugating the verb to love, and I assure you he declines its moods and tenses inimitably.

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Was his life nothing? Had he nothing to show, no work? He did not count his work, anyone could have done it. What had he known, but the long, marital embrace with his wife. Curious, that this was what his life amounted to! At any rate, it was something, it was eternal. He would say so to anybody, and be proud of it. He lay with his wife in his arms, and she was still his fulfillment, just the same as ever. And that was the be-all and the end-all. Yes, and he was proud of it.

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I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives.

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Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney’s wife found it creepy

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'Safety', the wife of Pablo said. 'There is no such thing as safety. There are so many seeking safety here now that they make a great danger. In seeking safety now you lose all.'

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Sovereign money procures a wife with a large fortune, gets a man credit, creates friends, stands in place of pedigree, and even of beauty.

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I am not yet of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the North; he that kills me some six or seven dozen of Scots as a breakfast, washes his hands, and says to his wife, 'Fie upon this quiet life! I want work.

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She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

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As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife.

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The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

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The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife.

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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

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Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

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The wife, or bitter half.

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The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool.

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I have been right, Basil, haven’t I, to take my love out of poetry, and to find my wife in Shakespeare’s plays? Lips that Shakespeare taught to speak have whispered their secret in my ear. I have had the arms of Rosalind around me, and kissed Juliet on the mouth.

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If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.

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