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Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

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Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney’s wife found it creepy

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Was his life nothing? Had he nothing to show, no work? He did not count his work, anyone could have done it. What had he known, but the long, marital embrace with his wife. Curious, that this was what his life amounted to! At any rate, it was something, it was eternal. He would say so to anybody, and be proud of it. He lay with his wife in his arms, and she was still his fulfillment, just the same as ever. And that was the be-all and the end-all. Yes, and he was proud of it.

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Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

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I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco.

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Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves.

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Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.

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Steel True, Blade Straight *In 1955, Doyle's family sold Windlesham, which was turned into a hotel. The bodies of Conan Doyle and his wife, Jean, were moved to a grave at Minstead Churchyard, Hampshire.

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Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

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A man is known by his conduct to his wife, to his family, and to those under him.

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My first wife was a theater person.

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Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

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For wit and judgment often are at strife, Though meant each other's aid, like man and wife.

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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

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One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.

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It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is the height of irreligion.

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I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

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Walking helps me a lot to feel alive, and I do this every single day, my wife and I. We have long conversations about nature, and we also walk silently, just contemplating.

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Narrative prose is a legal wife, while drama is a posturing, boisterous, cheeky and wearisome mistress.

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