William Shakespeare Quotes, Hands Quotes, Wife Quotes

I am not yet of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the North; he that kills me some six or seven dozen of Scots as a breakfast, washes his hands, and says to his wife, 'Fie upon this quiet life! I want work.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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A happy union with wife and child is like the music of lutes and harps.

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It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !

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Was his life nothing? Had he nothing to show, no work? He did not count his work, anyone could have done it. What had he known, but the long, marital embrace with his wife. Curious, that this was what his life amounted to! At any rate, it was something, it was eternal. He would say so to anybody, and be proud of it. He lay with his wife in his arms, and she was still his fulfillment, just the same as ever. And that was the be-all and the end-all. Yes, and he was proud of it.

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There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

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I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives.

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One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.

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An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

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A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.

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We are forever asking Nature whether it has stopped beating its wife.

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What inspires me is my daughter because I want to set a good example for her, as does my wife.

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The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

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Walking helps me a lot to feel alive, and I do this every single day, my wife and I. We have long conversations about nature, and we also walk silently, just contemplating.

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The best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience.

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A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

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He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

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That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.

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Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney’s wife found it creepy

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Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

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