Charles Dickens Quotes, Love Quotes, Wife Quotes

"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."

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I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.

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Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

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My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.

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He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault.

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Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves.

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He tells old wives' tales much to the point.

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A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

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My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.

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The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

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If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

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I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate, For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate, Take this of me, Kate of my consolation; Hearing thy mildness praised in every town, Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded, Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs, Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.

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I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives.

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I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

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As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife.

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Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

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Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.

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The wife, where danger or dishonour lurks, Safest and seemliest by her husband stays, Who guards her, or with her the worst endures.

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