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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.

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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

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