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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- I don't know anything about computers.
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- Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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- I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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- I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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- I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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- Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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- There are certain things women are better at than men.
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- I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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- My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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- I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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- I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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- I get depressed at airports.
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- I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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- I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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- If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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- When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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- My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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- When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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- Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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