Adam Sandler Quotes, Kids Quotes, Debt Quotes

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

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