Al Yankovic Quotes, Years Quotes, Careers Quotes

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

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I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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