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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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- I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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- A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.
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- Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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- Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
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- So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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- That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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- I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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- I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.
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- No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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- There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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- I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.
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- I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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- I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.
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- Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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- Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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- When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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- You fake something until you're good at it.
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- There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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- Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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