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Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

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If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one - the one we use - which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy, until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics.

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You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature!

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

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I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.

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They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

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No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous.

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Inherently, each one of us has the substance within to achieve whatever our goals and dreams define. What is different for each of us is the training, education, knowledge and insight to utilize what we already have.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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None but the dead have free speech.

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If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

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