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Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.

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To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

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Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.

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I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

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The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property. It is not only sacred to patriotism and universal freedom, but to the surgeon, the undertaker, the insurance offices - and they are working it for all it is worth.

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Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

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Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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It is easy to see that the inventor of the heaven did not originate the idea, but copied it from the show-ceremonies of some sorry little sovereign State up in the back settlements of the Orient somewhere.

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To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

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