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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

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I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.

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It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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School gets in the way of my learning.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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There's some human instinct which makes a man treasure what he is not to make any use of, because everybody does not possess it.

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A historian who would convey the truth has got to lie. Often he must enlarge the truth by diameters, otherwise his reader would not be able to see it.

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Next to possessing genius one's self is the power of appreciating it in others.

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Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them.

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

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