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Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

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When a person is accustomed to one hundred and thirty-eight in the shade, his ideas about cold weather are not valuable.

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What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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[Do you worry unnecessarily about the future? Remember most fears are just False Evidence Appearing Real. Don't let unfounded fears rob you of the joys of life or you too will say...] There has been much tragedy in my life; [and] at least half of it actually happened.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief.

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A marriage...makes of two fractional lives a whole; it gives to two purposeless lives a work, and doubles the strength of each to perform it; it gives to two questioning natures a reason for living, and something to live for; it will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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