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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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To be busy is man's only happiness.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense

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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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You see, he knew his own laws just as other people so often know the laws: by words, not by effects. They take a meaning, and get to be very vivid, when you come to apply them to yourself.

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What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Be good and you'll be lonesome

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Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.

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We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.

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How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

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Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

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The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

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