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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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Whenever he was out of luck and a little down-hearted, he would fall to mourning over the loss of a wonderful cat he used to own (for where women and children are not, men of kindly impulses take up with pets, for they must love something)

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Morals are not the important thing-nor enlightenment-nor civilization. A man can do absolutely well without them, but he can't do without something to eat. The supremest thing is the need of the body, not of the mind and spirit.

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

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I can teach anybody how to get, what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. Once you are crystal clear about the intended end result that you seek to produce, all the ways that it can become a done deal start to reveal themselves to you. There are many who have accomplished exactly what you want to achieve and could show you the way. You are not ready to ask them because you are not clear and you have not determined which questions need answers.

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Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

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There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

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