Mark Twain Quotes, Heart Quotes, Wish Quotes

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

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As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

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We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

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Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

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The worst thing you can do to a man is to tell him he can have what he wants.

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Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love.

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The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.

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His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

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You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient 'people say.'

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We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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