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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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We have infinite trouble in solving man-made mysteries; it is only when we set out to discover "the secret of God" that our difficulties disappear.

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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

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The southerner talks music.

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A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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Labor in loneliness is irksome.

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The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe.

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I believe I have had the most trouble with a portrait which I painted in installments - the head on one canvas and the bust on another.

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There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.

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The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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Inherently, each one of us has the substance within to achieve whatever our goals and dreams define. What is different for each of us is the training, education, knowledge and insight to utilize what we already have.

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Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that that is what it was done for. I suppose it is, I dunno. If The Eiffel Tower were now to represent the world's age, the skin of paint on the pinnacle knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was built for. I reckon they would, I dunno.

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