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...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.

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Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.

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Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

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The problem with education is school.

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But it was ever thus, all through my life: whenever I have diverged from custom and principle and uttered a truth, the rule has been that the hearer hadn't strength of mind enough to believe it.

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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.

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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

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The newspaper that obstructs the law on a trivial pretext, for money's sake, is a dangerous enemy to the public weal. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

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